Dream. Create. Love. Be.: Archive

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lmfaooo omgggg why is this so funny??

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benefits of dating me you look more attractive by comparison when i stand next to you

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thehilariousblog: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was “MY CEREAL!!!” dead cereal killed in cold blood yes i like this very much

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When the bitch you hate speaks:

What you wanna do But all you really do is

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fluorescent-grey: deepthroatmom: world’s funniest dinner trick what a beautiful video lmfaooo his smile at the end….

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You know who I love?

mrsjasonsegel: Julie Andrews. Julie, Fucking, Andrews. Julie, I look better than you even though I am 76 years old, Andrews. Julie, I am both Mary Poppins, Maria Von Trapp and the Queen of Genovia, Andrews. Julie, Queen of EVERYTHING, Andrews.

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